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Edo bgtu t'pesona dgn permainan piano nadine. Sambil b'tepuk tangan, ia b'teriak, "Not a play! Not a play!"
Nadine bengong. "Not a play?"
"yes. Not a play. Bukan main."
Sul yg menemani Edo terperangah, "bukan main itu bukan not a play, edo."
"your granny (mbahmu). Humanly I have check my dictionary kok. (Org sy sudah periksa di kamus kok)". Lalu berpaling ke Nadine. "lady, let's corner (mojok yuk). But don't think that are nots (jgn b'pikir yg bukan2). I just want a meal together."
"ngaco kamu, edo," sul tambah gemes.
"don't be surplus (jgn b'lebhan), sul. Be wrong a little is OK toch?"
Nadine cma t'snyum kecil. "I would love to, but..."
"Sorry if my friend make you not delicious (maaf klo tmn sy bikin kamu jd ngk enak)" sambut Edo ramah.
"Different river, maybe (laik kali barangkali). I will not be various kok (sy ngak akan macam2 kok)."
Setelah Nadine pergi, Edo menatap Sul dgn sebal. "Disturbing aja sih, Sul. Does the language belong to your ancestor (emank itu bahasa pux moyang lo)?"
Sul cari kalimat penutup, "Just itchy Edo, because you speank English as delicious as your belly buttom." (Gatel aja Edo, Soalx km ngomong Inggris seenakx saja).
Edo cma bisa merutuk dlm hati, "His name is also effort." (Namanya juga usaha)

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